So I get a call exactly at 2 AM
Because he assumed I would be getting out of a bar.
He was hoping that I’d be tipsy and give him a straight answer about if I was into him or not
I thought that was hilarious.
First of all, because he assumed I was at a bar. When I was really at home cleaning at 2 AM
And secondly, because he really thought this conversation out.
We went on a date and I didn’t return his texts.
That’s hilarious. Roles are reversed here.
I love being wooed. Love it
Show me that you want to spend cash on me, and drop your plans for me, and that makes me happy.
Take me out. It makes me feel like you want to show me off.